The Adventures of TinTin

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Plot: TinTin, boy reporter, buys a model boat, but suddenly people are trying to buy it, and then steal it. The boat has a secret inside left by Francis Haddock who built it. Soon bad guy Sakharine has the boat, and is sailing across the world to solve the mystery. TinTin and Haddock's son try to find him, and solve the mystery. There are a large number of twists each punctuated by an action scene like a getting ship wrecked, a pirate fight, getting stranded in the desert, climbing on the wings of a plane, and more.

Review: TinTin is a full bore effort at an animated adventure movie that despite its technical competence failed. It failed because I never cared about the hero, who has no backstory, no homelife, no non-canine friends, no motivation to be risking his life in his action-adventure movie death-defying antics. It also failed because of the animation failed to convey emotion. I don't mean that motion-capture technology can't convey emotion, because it can -- it simply does not do so here. We don't have skilled animation providing interesting facial movement, and we don't have functional computerized scanned-in motion capture emotion either. 

Worse, the animation of Tintin is in the uncanny valley, which means its human replicas are   too realistic to be viewed as drawings, and too fake to be real -- the result is disturbing and it repeated disrupts the movie illusion -- at least for me. The term goes back to 1906, and Freud wrote about it. It might be better to use these close CGI human replicas as villains only since the psyche seems quickly creeped out by them. 

The plot is complicated, but not too hard to follow. There is some comic relief. I think the number of drunked sea captain jokes is so high as too be offensive. I don't think kids should be exposed to this much drinking. 

On the bright side the music was good. The 3D was OK. 

The worst part was that it was just no fun. Unlike the best comic book movies, there was no social message or interesting characters. This was the shallowest of comic heros in a poor adaptation. It shows that Steven Spielberg does not always make good movies. 

Cast: (animated)

Directed by: Steven Spielberg

Rating:   1.5 stars: 

More: I would have liked this better in live action.

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