Brüno

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This movie is really offensive. In fact I can't even talk about this movie without being more explicit than usual. If you have trouble with that, then this movie is certainly not for you.
Plot: There is barely a plot in Bruno, but briefly a gay Austrian talk show host comes to America to become famous. When he is in the US, he takes up schemes to gain fame. He tries [SPOILERS] a talk show, adopting an African child, solving the Middle-East crisis, and becoming straight. There are endless gay sex jokes and simulated sex. There is, unforgettably, a dancing & talking penis; as well as pantomimed sex with an invisible ghost.
Review: This movie is impossible to review. Only people that LOVED Borat should even consider this movie, because it has double the gross-out sex humor and half the political satire. It is just as funny, and farther out on the frontier between tasteless and hilarious. Some of the funnier parts are the reactions of the bystanders to Bruno, for example in the talk show with his adopted baby. It is impossible to know which of the scenes are staged and which are real, and guessing is part of the fun.

Like Austin Power's, Bruno breaks out of its storyline to satirize American life generally like celebrity adoptions and stage Moms.

Cast and crew: Sasha Baron Cohen, Gustof Hamerstein; directed by Larry Charles.
Rating: 2.0 flasks; It is three flasks of funny, but loses 1 flask because it is extremely tasteless.

My wife, who loved Borat, thought the Swinger's party was too much, and did not like the movie.
More: Unreviewable. It is outrageous, but it is also a parity of outrageous movies. It is quite piece of work, but it hard to know what to make of it.

Public Enemies

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Plot: John Dillinger (Johnny Depp) is a bank robber in the 1930's, and FBI agent Melvin Pervis's (Christian Bale) G-Men try to hunt him down. John meets girlfriend Billie Frechette (Marion Cotillard), and their lovestory becomes a weakness which Pervis exploits.

Review: Johnny Depp's John Dillinger is a dynamic and lively character whose populist appeal of stealing from the banks and not the bank's customers made him popular among the masses in Chicago. There are some knowing parallels between robbing banks in the 1930's and the financial crisis today --the same anti-plutocrat populism.

The art direction and photography is excellent and captures the mood. There is excellent non-verbal, story-telling, especially during the arrest sequence in the middle of the movie. The soundtrack is strong too.

One of the best movies of the year. Oscar quality work for Johnny Depp. I originally rated this higher, but the next morning I realized that the character development was not that strong, and that only Johnny Depp's performance was outstanding.

Cast and crew: Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cottillard, Directed by Michael Mann

Rating: 3 flasks

More: At right is a picture of the real John Dillinger, who looks much older than his 31 years. The real Dillinger did embrace the criminal lifestyle during prison time early in his life, and learned bankrobbing from older convicts he met there.

[SPOILERS] There was an FBI siege of a Wisconsin hunting lodge, and he was finally killed after being turned over by a Romanian madam who had immigation issues, ... and a red dress.

His real wife was Beryl Hovious, not Billie Frechette.

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

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Plot: Ryder (John Travolta) and his gang hijack a train, strand it in a subway tunnel, and demand a ransom from dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington.) The police swoop in, as Garber continues his dialogue with Ryder. The clock ticks down, and hostage payoff action takes the movie to its conclusion.

Review: There is a surprising amount of action in this movie that generally plays out in a subway car. Travolta is the strongest element, and Ryder's dialogue with Garber always seems believable. Travolta plays Ryder as a larger than life character who is smart enough to be a worthy adversary. Washington underplays Garber, but he seems genuine from the opening few lines. He does not seem to recognizable to be a regular guy. The Mayor (James Gandolfini) provides some smiles too.

This is a solid thriller and an enjoyable night at the movies. For this style of film, it is well done. The special effects are limited in number but well done when they are needed. The grittiness of the subway was a suitable setting for the mood of the picture. Pretty well directed and always fast moving.

Cast and crew: Denzel Washington, John Travolta; directed by Tony Scott, based on the novel by John Godey

Rating: 2.5+ flasks

More: And he remembered to bring the milk home.

Even more: In the 1974 movie Walter Mathau played Garber, and he was the police Lieutenant. James Broderick was the bad guy. Comedian Jerry Stiller was also in the film.

The Proposal

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Plot: Powerhouse publisher Margaret Tate (Sandra Bullock) gets into immigration trouble and blackmails her secretary Andrew (Ryan Reynolds) into marrying her so she can stay in the country. To make the lie believable she goes to Alaska to visit his family, where comic situations follow that lead to a happy ending.

Review: This is a funny, enjoyable movie with alert directing and good facial acting. The chemistry between the Bollack's Margaret and Reynold's Andrew is fun to watch as they worm their way through the predictable consequences of there scam. There are several good scenes including the dress fitting, Ramone the exotic dancer, and the eagle stealing the cell phone.

This is just a rom-com, but it is a good rom-com, and most people would enjoy it. 

Cast and crew: Sandra Bollack, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Betty White; Directed by Anne Fletcher, written by Pete Chiarelli

Rating: 3.0 flasks

More:
They showed the best jokes during the preview.

The Hangover

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Plot: The movie starts with three friends in Los  Vegas who are late for their friend's wedding, and they can't find the groom who went missing at the bachelor party. The movie is the friends chasing around trying to find the groom, and get him to the wedding. On the way, they visit a marriage chapel, a hospital, the police station and Mike Tyson's house. You wonder the whole time, "How could they have gotten is so much trouble in one night?"

Review: This movie is a guy-flick, and it is very funny -- albeit crude, profane, gross, and not politically correct. It is funny though. 

The characters are also surprisingly well developed, and some of the gags - like the Taser scene or the tiger in the bathroom are creative. Zach Galifianakis is a good actor playing some ridiculous scenes. I loved the chinese guy in the trunk. 

The funniest movie of 2009 so far.

Cast and crew: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha; directed by Todd Phillips.

Rating: 2.5 flasks



More: So why isn't this 3.0 flasks? Well, it is one big mindless joke, but it is very entertaining. It also a somewhat offensive, so it loses 1/2 for that.

Even More: How did they do Ed Helms' missing tooth? Answer: He was born without a tooth there. He had an implant put in when he was young, and had a dentist remove it for the film.

Up - 3D

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Plot: A young couple dreams of an adventure on a South American Mountain, but don't go, and then they grow old. After the woman, Ellie, dies, the old man, Mr. Carl Fredricksen, turns his house into an airship, and floats off to South America. Russell, a neighborhood boy, stows away. When they arrive, they have trouble landing the house, and meet a rare and endangered giant bird (Kevin), and a talking dog (Dug), who befriend them. They also meet the Carl's childhood hero, Charles Muntz -- who mysteriously turned into a bad guy during the intervening years. Charles tries to steal the bird, and Carl tries to fight him off.

Review: This is a sincere and sometimes charming story with constant wistfulness for the departed wife. Carl is a realistic character with feelings and needs that we care about. The side characters including Russell are less interesting sidelights. The adventure story is always lively, and has some fun surprises, like the talking dogs. I got tired of balloons breaking and dragging the floating house around. This movie was worthwhile, and better than many, but not at all as good as Wall*E.

This is another version of the story where a crusty old man who turns into a loving, lively (but still old) man -- same plot as Gran Torino, but with floating houses.

Notice how I did not mention the 3D -- that is because it wasn't noticeable. I suspect that the wide-shots of the South American mountains were better. This is an intangible thing, and if it enhanced my enjoyment it is hard to be sure. It did cost me $2 more per ticket though.

Directed by Pete Docter; Written by Bob Petersen and Pete Docter

Rating: 2.5 flasks 1/2

More: I loved the scene of the dogs playing poker like C.M. Coolidge's classic cigar ads.

Rachel Getting Married (2008)

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Plot: Kym (Anne Hatheway) gets out of a mental facility for her sister Rachel's (Roslyn Ruff) wedding. She meets and engages her father, her sister, her new brother-in-law, and her Mom. This family has a lot of issues, and Rachel's visit brings them all out.

Review: Excellent dialog with a number of moving scenes. This was a bit like the Breakfast Club or The Big Chill with lots of interpersonal relationship based conversation set in a not-quite realistic setting. Anne Hatheway's performance is wonderful to watch, and Roslyn Ruff is also tops. The music is good, although the dancing scenes got long. Jenny Lumet's script is intelligent, and while it is not realistic, nobody is really interested in realistic dialog.

Cast and crew: Anne Hatheway, Roslyn Ruff; directed by Jonathan Demme; written by Jenny Lumet.

Rating: 3.5 flasks

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Great tribute to multiculturalism

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